Monday, April 7, 2014

Ogunquit, Maine

Beautiful Place By the Sea



Snapshot: Few places make me happier than Ogunquit. This is where I spent every summer growing up, so it's hard for me to even conjure up the proper image, but I shall try...

You get off I-95 and drive along Route 1... you have the windows down and you can smell the salty ocean air.  You're finally on vacation.  There's not much on the radio, but it's not a big deal.  Soon you'll be relaxing on a beautiful beach surrounded by happy people.  You'll be eating a buttery lobster roll and lots of ice cream.  You'll be strolling around town hopping into little shops and restaurants, and you'll probably be hearing a large group of grown men singing show tunes from the second floor of the Front Porch.  Life Is Good. Yeah, you'll see a lot of "Life Is Good" shirts.


My Authority: I like to think of myself as an expert on this one... I spent the first 22 or 23 summers of my life up there. Unfortunately, I haven't had a chance to visit OGT much in the past five years, so I'm a little spotty on the newer developments.  I'd love to get some feedback in the comments from fellow Ogunquit-goers!!

You Should: Sit back, relax, and give yourself a full day of relaxation on Ogunquit beach. Get there early, especially if it's a weekend in the summer.  It'll fill up quickly with sun worshippers.  You could always grab a coffee downtown beforehand at Bread and Roses bakery or the Village Food Market.  For lunch, have a bite to eat at Splash, and in the afternoon, grab a soft serve twist in a cone at the little ice cream take out window next to the parking lot.  

If you're with little kiddos, take a trolley ride through town.  If you're in the mood for a work out, go for a jog on the beach all the way to Wells.  If you're feeling social, play some bocce or volleyball on the beach.  If you're feeling brave, take a dip in the water, which is likely 60 degrees or colder.  Not a beach day?  Take a boat ride on one of the boat charters from Perkins Cove, or go to the old-fashioned movie theater off of Shore Road.


Most importantly, you should go to Perkins Cove for dinner.  I'm extremely partial towards Barnacle Billys, where you can sit on the deck to eat a delicious lobster with clam chowder, garlic bread and most importantly, a Barnacle Billy's rum punch. Another popular option at Billy's is to split a bunch of buttery steamers with some friends.  If you have a shellfish allergy, (like me), fear not... you can get a roasting chicken, garlic bread, and of course, a rum punch.  If it's a nice day, you'll want to sit on the deck and watch the boats come in and out of the harbor.  You may even spot Former President George H.W. Bush at the big circular corner table.  If it's rainy and wet, you'll be cozy inside with candles and a fire burning.  Okay, it's possible that some of you are thinking that I work at Billy's or have some sort of ownership rights there, because no one could be so obsessed with a restaurant.  Not so.  I'm just a huge fan.  I also ate there so much growing up that I sometimes accidentally called Billy's "Ken's," which is the name of my parents' actual restaurant.  But alas, I have other recommendations not named Billy, (although let me quickly say that Barnacle Billy's Etc. is another good option...)  Anyway, other good restaurants in and near the Cove are The Oarweed (casual, family friendly) and MC Perkins' Cove (fancy, pricey and perfect for a date.)  Afterwards, get a black raspberry ice cream at the Billy's take out window or stop by the best candy store in the land, Perkins Cove Candies.  


As for night time activities, you can stick around Perkins Cove for a booze cruise, or you can head over to the downtown area for drinks.  The hot places to go out seem to change rather frequently, but last I checked, you'll have a good time at Cornerstone Artisanal Pizza & Craft Beer, the upstairs of Gypsy Sweethearts, or if you're feeling... flamboyant, Maine Street Ogunquit for karaoke or the Front Porch for sing-alongs.  Maxwell's Pub and Five-O are fun, too.  These places are all rather small, and the crowd can be unpredictable, but that's part of the fun... if one place is having an off night, you can just walk a block or two to the next one and never have to worry about driving.  


If you're not a drinker, or you're vacationing in Ogunquit with kiddos, I recommend seeing a show at the Ogunquit Playhouse or walking around town.  You really can't go wrong in Ogunquit.


You Should Not: wear Yankees gear; act homophobic (lots of LGBT tourists); drive up from the Boston area during rush hour without giving yourself three hours to get there, or visit in the dead of winter.

Best for: Everyone!! ...except for maybe Yankees fans ;)

Newport, Rhode Island


Snapshot: quaint New England town where you can smell the salt air of the ocean, feel a breeze but be warmer than Boston or the Cape, and join hoards of tourists walking around eating ice cream

My Authority: admittedly minimal... I visited during several day trips in summers growing up; More recently, in April 2013 for engagement photos with my husband :)

You should: surf at second beach, view the monstrous mega mansions from your preferred means of travel (biking or boating would be the most fun!) eat dinner at 41 North (if it's a fancy night), and finish the night at one of the pubs on the main strip, which will probably have live music if it's a weekend in the summer

You should not: underestimate the traffic, especially on weekends in the summer; forget about cheaper hotel options in neighboring towns

Best for: an overnight in June or August (July seems to be extra-packed.) Fun for families, romantic weekends or even a bachelor(ette) party weekend!

** Have stuff to add?? I know there are more great things to say about Newport, but I don't know it very well... feel free to comment! :)

Jackson, Wyoming


Snapshot: Have you ever heard someone refer to the West as "God's Country"? Go to the mountains in Wyoming, and you'll understand, even if you're not the least bit religious.  Even the view from Jackson Airport is stunning: gigantic mountains coming out of the earth, a bluebird clear sky, and the freshest of air.  The people are incredibly friendly, but you'll see more wildlife than people anyway.  

My Authority: all I know is from one five-day trip. I know, that doesn't sound like much, but the experience will absolutely last a lifetime. (Okay yeah I get that I'm a nerd. It's fine.)

You Should: 
#1: Ski at Jackson Hole (if you dare...muahaha) Jackson Hole is considered to have the most difficult terrain in North America.  Watch a YouTube video of people skiing Corbet's Couloir if you don't believe me.  Luckily, you can have a hell of a ski weekend even if you're more of an intermediate skier... (beginners, well, I'd recommend hanging out in the lodge with a mug of hot chocolate.)  We took the tram up to the top, which was a thrilling experience in itself. Then I held my breath and charged down Rendezvous Bowl with my powder skirt firmly in place, and my inhaler within close reach (the summit is 10,450 feet.)  The coolest part about skiing at Jackson, especially if you've only ever skied out east, is the terrain... it's so wild and beautiful.

#2: Take a snowmobile tour to Yellowstone National Park (or get there by bus if you're going in the warmer months.) We did an all-day snowmobile tour, and I kid you not, it was literally one of the best days of my life. We got all bundled up in the warmest winter gear, drove our own snowmobiles through miles of terrain, and saw moose as well as bison (the bison were actually walking along next to us.) Old Faithful is obviously worth seeing, too. Amazing, amazing stuff.


#3: Try eating game (but only if you're not afraid of the possibility of $h!tting your brains out.)  Conversely, go out to a nice dinner, followed by drinks, at the silver dollar bar & grill at the Wort Hotel. 


#4: Walk around the quaint town of Jackson, feeling like a real cowboy/girl, and buy yourself a nice leather souvenir that you'll actually use (like a leather wallet or purse.)


#5: Stay at a hotel in the town of Jackson (rather than Teton Village/Jackson Hole itself) unless you're cool with spending thousands of dollars per night.


You Should Not: neglect to build up endurance if you plan to ski at Jackson Hole.  I highly recommend doing squats, jogging and skiing a few times at smaller mountains before you take on Jackson Hole; You also should not eat too much gamey meat because you will regret that.

Best for: couples or small groups who love to ski; a romantic getaway; people who want to get away from the city and experience an absolutely unique and beautiful place
So.... I started this blog about a year and a half ago, and just remembered it (thanks unemployment).  I produced essentially nothing of value the first time around, so lemme give this another shot.  Instead of "Most Amazing Places in North America," let's think of this more as, "hidden (or at least lesser known) gems in North America."  I'll probably be focusing on the Northeast, because that's the area I know best, but you should expect a nice variety.

Check out my first two posts: Jackson, Wyoming (plus Jackson Hole and Yellowstone), and Newport, Rhode Island